This is the spiritual journey of me, Eccles, my big brother Bosco, and my Grate-Anti Moly. Eccles is saved, but we’ve got real problems with Bosco and Anti.
Bruvver Bungalow sets the scene for us.
By Br. Alexis BugnoloBREAKING: It has been confirmed by multiple sources that Pop Benedict XVI has been driven from the Vatican and placed under conditions which appear to be imprisonment and exile. German press has been told that Pope Benedict will not be allowed to give interviews in written or video format.
Trouble for Benedict…
Next, Marshall Taylor sees a photo of Benedict and asks a friend of his, a qualified boxer, to give a diagnosis of the old man’s health. Popeye Brutus, from his great experience of 93-year-old boxers, decides that Benedict has been punched on the hooter.
We knew that Francis was angry with Benedict – mostly jealousy because Benedict had read some books without pictures in, won the 2019 award for “best behaved Pope”, and knew the entire catechism of the Catholic Church by heart in six languages. Now was Francis’s chance to remove him from the game.
Things were looking black for our hero, imprisoned in Stalag-Kasper-Marx 3, the notorious prisoner-of-war camp, where the most dangerous enemies of the Pope often end up. Surely that’s Henry Sire making a glider? And Matthew Festing seems to be revving up a motorbike…
The escape committee consisted of Viganò, Burke, and Schneider, together with the two Ratzinger brothers and their faithful sergeant, Georg Gänswein. The plan was simple: Georg would vault over a wooden horse, while Viganò, Burke, and Schneider sat underneath digging a tunnel. The Ratzinger brothers distracted the guards.
After that, Benedict escaped to Rome, using a forged passport in the name of Von Ekkles, disguising himself as a vacuum-cleaner salesman from Ulm.
“Having a lovely time. Glad you’re not here. A card sent to the Vatican.
Soon to be another major film starring Anthony Hopkins as Benedict, Jonathan Pryce as Francis, and Brad Pitt as Archbishop Gänswein.
The above comes from a June 20 edition of eccles and bosco blogspot.
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May I suggest George Clooney for the part of Archbishop Ganswein as he seems to be a shoo-in.
Agree 100% plus, anonymous.
Love it! We could all use a good laugh these days.
Remember the Broadway show, “Stop The World I Want To Get Off”? How appropriate is that title for this time in our history?
Pope Emeritus Benedict is ill. Please pray for him.
All jesting aside, I have and I will continue to do so, Anonymous. May God bless, protect and heal him, or if it is his time to go may he have a happy death with the Lord Jesus, the Virgin Mary, St. Joseph and all the saints at his side.