Father John Higgins, pastor of St. Raymond’s parish in Downey, has made a two-minute homily on Facebook titled Things You Should Never Say to a Priest. (He got the idea from Mike the Cop on Facebook)

Text from the the 15-second excerpt:
Father , what gives you a right to tell us what’s a sin and what isn’t? Father, you don’t really believe in Hell, do you? Hey, Padre, I don’t like it when you speak Spanish.